Reblog for a chance to be in frog-stomps BOTW!!! will choose 8 finalists! must be following me no bitchez
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
The awkward moment when you really want to ask...
You walk up to them like: Grin madly at them until they ask what you want: Tell them and watch them ponder about it like: So you beg like: They say ”We’ll see.”: So you walk off like:
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside