December 2011
FROG-STOMPS BOTW!!!
Reblog for a chance to be in frog-stomps BOTW!!!
will choose 8 finalists!
must be following me
no bitchez
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
The awkward moment when you really want to ask...
You walk up to them like:
Grin madly at them until they ask what you want:
Tell them and watch them ponder about it like:
So you beg like:
They say ”We’ll see.”:
So you walk off like:
FOLLOW!
http://bigbluesky.tumblr.com/
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
